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                    \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eMeno Monster 'I Need a Snack and a Nap' Funny Monster Hoodie (Back: 'Not a Drama Queen, Just Menopausal')\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis cosy hoodie brings a wink of humour to everyday comfort. A playful, hand-drawn green monster blazes up front—tongue out, tiny horns, and mini flames—paired with a small, dry caption underneath. The back carries a similarly deadpan line near the shoulders for an extra sly moment when you turn away. It’s soft, warm, and relaxed; wear it when you want to stay comfortable and let your sense of humour do the talking. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood keep you snug during chilly commutes, late-night coffee runs, or lazy weekends at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and softness (Heather Sport: 60% polyester \/ 40% cotton)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular, seam-free body for a smooth fit and reduced fabric waste\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Color-matched drawcord, double-lined hood, and kangaroo pouch pocket for comfort and durability\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Print and optional embroidery available: DTG prints overall with DTF for sleeves, wrists, and inner neck labels\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Classic fit with tear-away label; medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric (271 g\/m²) for cozy insulation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Sport 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