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              \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eMeno Monster T‑Shirt — \"It’s Not Me, It’s My Hormones\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee wears its attitude loud and proud. A vivid, hand-drawn green monster—tongue lolling, eyes wild, and flames licking the air—claims center stage on a crisp white canvas. The illustration feels like a snapshot from a late-night sketchbook: messy, hilarious, and full of personality. On the back, a small, understated line reads “It’s Not Me. It’s My Hormones.” — an honest, wry confession that turns the shirt into a private joke shared with anyone who gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade on a classic crew-neck silhouette, the shirt has a relaxed fit and a soft, sturdy hand that holds the print’s color and detail. Wear it to break the tension, start a conversation, or just to celebrate chaos with a grin. It’s for people who appreciate bold, irreverent art and humor that lands close to home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g\/m²) with lasting durability and year-round comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Dual printing methods: crisp DTF for sleeves\/labels and detailed DTG for main artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: 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