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                    \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e “Just Roller-Coasting”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a wry, confident voice — soft, warm, and a little rebellious. The front shows a bold roller-coaster illustration with the phrase “Menopausal Madness” and the tagline “Just ‘Roller-Coasting’,” while the upper back carries the understated line “It’s not me \/ It’s Hormonal.” Wear it on slow mornings, at noisy family gatherings, or when you need a laugh during a tough day. The medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton–poly fabric traps warmth without feeling bulky. Thoughtful details like the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord keep it comfortable and durable. The kangaroo pouch holds hands or a cup of tea, and the tubular knit gives a clean, seam-free silhouette that lays flat and feels smooth against skin. Presented in a relaxed, classic fit, this hoodie speaks plainly to anyone navigating midlife changes — honest, humorous, and unapologetically real.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 50\/50 cotton–poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and softness\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Prints applied with Direct-to-Film (sleeve\/wrist\/inner neck) and Direct-to-Garment methods; embroidery available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Classic fit with tear-away label; OEKO-TEX\/ethical production standards noted\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not 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